Here’s a bold statement: your morning routine could be the secret weapon to feeling unstoppable, and Hannah Berner is here to prove it. The comedian and co-host of The Giggly Squad isn’t just making waves on her None Of My Business Tour—she’s also spilling the beans on her must-have products that keep her feeling confident and ready to conquer the stage. But here’s where it gets controversial: while many swear by cutting dairy, Hannah’s not giving it up, thanks to LACTAID’s game-changing coffee creamers. And this is the part most people miss—her go-to beauty and self-care picks are surprisingly relatable, yet utterly transformative.
If you’ve ever wondered how Hannah stays energized on tour, it’s all about her morning ritual. ‘I didn’t start drinking coffee until I began touring in 2019,’ she told E! News. ‘My coffee in the morning is where I party.’ And what’s her party starter? LACTAID’s lactose-friendly creamers. Whether it’s Sweet Cream, Caramel, or French Vanilla, Hannah’s not afraid to mix and match for a fun, guilt-free boost. ‘I’m not quitting dairy,’ she insists, and LACTAID has been her perfect solution.
But here’s the kicker: while LACTAID keeps her coffee creamy, it’s her beauty arsenal that truly steals the show. Take her $28 Charlotte Tilbury Pillow Talk Lip Cheat lip liner, for instance. ‘No matter how tired I am, when I put this on, I suddenly look like I’m ready to perform,’ she says. Waterproof, smudge-proof, and packed with color, it’s her secret to instant polish. And if you’re wondering how she keeps her skin glowing on the road, Kiehl’s Ultra Facial Meltdown Recovery Cream is her go-to for soothing sensitive, dry skin.
Hannah’s self-care routine doesn’t stop there. She’s a fan of face masks, particularly BIODANCE’s hydrogel duo, which she calls a ‘marathon essential’ for looking decent after long hours. And for those under-eye bags? Grace & Stella’s peptide patches and Peter Thomas Roth’s 24K Gold Hydra-Gel Eye Patches are her saviors. ‘I basically pretend I’m running a marathon where I have to look decent,’ she jokes.
Here’s where it gets even more intriguing: Hannah’s minimalist approach to touring includes a BÉIS carry-on roller that’s survived her chaotic travels, and a Kitsch contour pillow eye mask for catching zzz’s on planes. ‘I’m really good at sleeping on planes,’ she admits. ‘I don’t think I could have made it if I couldn’t.’
And let’s not forget the influence of her friend Paige DeSorbo. From Charlotte Tilbury’s contour wand (‘It helps you snatch up your face!’) to at-home hair lasering, Hannah trusts Paige’s recommendations. ‘She tries way more stuff than I do, and then I wait for her to tell me what’s good,’ she explains.
As for Galentine’s Day? Hannah’s all about self-care gifts. ‘Anything that involves pampering—face masks, spa days, a good dinner—is perfect,’ she suggests. ‘Activities are really fun, too.’
So, here’s the big question: Are you team dairy or dairy-free? And what’s your non-negotiable morning must-have? Let’s debate in the comments—Hannah’s picks might just change your routine!
